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Regan's avatar

I mean I don't **want** to subject you to watching Riverdale, but I would die for a breakdown of the CURSED and UNHINGED plotlines of that show. Like you could make a living off of this.

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Margaret's avatar

i saw that chad michael murray has a recurring role on that show so i could be convinced tbh.

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Regan's avatar

he plays a cult leader that is harvesting organs for the black market soooo not exactly a Tristan type lol

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Margaret's avatar

LOL NO. WTF IS THIS SHOW EVEN ABOUT

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Alyssa Natoci's avatar

OKAY I have never read such a clear, well-researched (and well-organized... props to you) review that is infused with this much perfectly justified disdain. Like, you don't even have to know anything about the show to be convinced to have an opinion about season 7. BRILLIANT. Also love how you ended it with the sage sprigs—so smart.

I love it. I agree with all of it. Well done. I can't wait for what's next.

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Margaret's avatar

god bless lyssie. the praise i live for

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Jess Rez's avatar

I'm in rewatch, currently season 4, and Zack is becoming a thing and he's awful. Just the worst. I echo your disdain for Christopher and his skinny scarves. Your analysis is true and correct. Bless you.

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Margaret's avatar

the amount i would pay! to bring back dave rygalski!

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Hannah Hart Wilken's avatar

do you hate me because i hate luke????? full disclosure i haven't finished the entire post yet but i will on the car ride to montreal tomorrow BUT NOW I AM ALSO WORRIED ABOUT OUR FRIENDSHIP

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Margaret's avatar

I'm sure you have a valid reason!! which i DO need

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Jess Rez's avatar

now that I've finished my rewatch I've come to say I also hate luke. Biggest bonehead award. That is all.

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Margaret's avatar

honestly i'm season 1 rn and are they even the same character ??? he starts out in a denim (NOT PLAID) shirt spewing socialism every damn day.

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